Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Decade in Review

The new year is almost upon us. As we enter 2010, it's time once again to wave goodbye to another decade. To commemorate the occasion, I've comprised a list.
10 Could-Have-Been-Headlines-or-Quotes of the Decade:

• "Totally worth it."
—Nelson Mandela

"Totally not worth it."
—William Jefferson Clinton

• Fans Saddened to See Kurt go Bang

"I've got a really good feeling about this one!"
—Kevin Costner

• Jesus Returns, Passing through TX, CA Leaving a Trail of Bodies in His Wake

• "I've really outdone myself. I don't think anyone will ever top this one!"
—Timothy McVeigh

• "Today is the first day of the rest of my life!"
—Colorado freshman

• "Nice idea, poor execution."
—Osama bin Laden

• "Phew! Glad that's over and done with!"
—George H. W. Bush

• UN on Rowanda: We Won't Make That Mistake Again

Too soon?

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