Decade in Review

The new year is almost upon us. As we enter 2010, it's time once again to wave goodbye to another decade. To commemorate the occasion, I've comprised a list.

10 Could-Have-Been-Headlines-or-Quotes of the Decade:

• "Totally worth it."

—Nelson Mandela

• "Totally not worth it."

—William Jefferson Clinton

• Fans Saddened to See Kurt go Bang

• "I've got a really good feeling about this one!"

—Kevin Costner

• Jesus Returns, Passing through TX, CA Leaving a Trail of Bodies in His Wake

• "I've really outdone myself. I don't think anyone will ever top this one!"

—Timothy McVeigh

• "Today is the first day of the rest of my life!"

—Colorado freshman

• "Nice idea, poor execution."

—Osama bin Laden

• "Phew! Glad that's over and done with!"

—George H. W. Bush

• UN on Rowanda: We Won't Make That Mistake Again

Too soon?

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