God's Pests

One of my planets is infested with humans! I just can't get rid of these things. I've tried quakes, cyclones, tornadoes, tsunamis, landslides—I've even tried freezing them out! Nothing seems to work. I thought I got rid of them once by drowning the fuckers, but they're just so damned good at surviving. And multiplying! I swear I saw one on a nearby moon, and you know what they say, where theres one…. I just don't know what else to do. Guess I try frying 'em.

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